”Well maybe I should start.” Homer said snarling slightly at Bart. “A free sample of readers digest, to be precise.” said Homer. ”I don’t think genuine checks have there exclamation marks at the end.” said Lisa. ”Mmmmmmmmm! Queer!” Oscar moaned pervertedly. Every time we win a million dollars something queers the deal.” Homer groaned. And “He’s signing it! I can’t believe he’s signing it.” asked the bank staff explaining things to him. Unfortunately it's a phony check and the bank won't accept it. Homer opens the letter to find he's won one million dollars! Oh what’s this.” Homer reads the mail dismissing junk mail and important threatening letters from bailiffs! Lisa goes to Washington Lisa applies for a writing competition in a hobbies magazine Homer brings home to better his life and encounters a corrupt senator who forces her to question her faith in democracy.
